A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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AIDS.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Knock knock Come in

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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vitamin c

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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