Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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