- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Women's Rights

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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