- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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