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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Sex vagina. lol.

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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