What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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