What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Anti Joke

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