- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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JUST KIDDING^

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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