- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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