This dog can only sniff marijuana.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

The EPA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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