whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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whats a joke

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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