- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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