- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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