- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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