- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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