A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Anti Joke

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