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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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