- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Elizabeth Warren

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

feminists.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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