Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Sex education in Texas.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

F? No k

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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