- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What's a joke? Funny

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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