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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys a prius

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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