Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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