Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

do you have a wife?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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