Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

4 1/2

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...