- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Hail Hitler

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

where is the world?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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