What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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