Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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