What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Knock knock Go away

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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