- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

what to call someone thats gay zak

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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