- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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