Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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