Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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People...

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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your face is kinda funny

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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lol

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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