Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Three black men were walking...

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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