- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

This joke is funny

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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