Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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