- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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