How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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you gay?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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haha

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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