What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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