Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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