- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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