How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

hextech crafting too opieop

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

This sentance contains three errers

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Blacks

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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