Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

anus

I work at jcpenny

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Kameron Brown is gay.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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