Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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