OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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