- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Firgen and the blung brigade

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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