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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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