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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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