Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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