- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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