Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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