- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Jellybeans

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

If youre African, why are you white?

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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