How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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