Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Girls soccer

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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