- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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