A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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so how about that irline food

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Anti Joke

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