knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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