What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Neil is a reterd.

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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