- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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