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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

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