- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

you know whats not funny white boards.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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