- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

ecks! why zee?

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

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