- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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