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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What's a joke? Funny

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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