What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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Anti Joke

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