- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Whats white? A fridge

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Error 37.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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