Well this is pointless.....

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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