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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

24

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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