No!

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

An Artic Storm.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

TIMMY

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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