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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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