- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Long joke Your such a downey

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

THE GAME

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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