- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

hear hear

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

what do u call a apple a apple

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

SUCK MY NUTS

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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