A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Manchester City

Two women were sitting quietly.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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