- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Knock, Knock ...

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

what did the old lady die of old age...

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

matt is fat

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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