- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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