- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

what are three short words? i a am

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