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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

Ron Paul for President!

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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