What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A blind man watches TV

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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ur gey

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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