Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Ben Corbishley

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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penis

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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