- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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