- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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