Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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The WNBA.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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