Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What's an Anti Joke?

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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