If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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