- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

How did th-A fridge.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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