Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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