rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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