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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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