What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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Anti Joke

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