- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Black people being friendly.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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