The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

whats 7+4? 74

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

i like men but im not gay

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

roy g biv

Women's Rights.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Dyslexics are teople poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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