- Anti Joke

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.