- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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