- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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