If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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