- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What's an Anti Joke?

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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