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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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