- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

The Female Orgasm

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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