- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Women's rights

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

The game.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

what has genitial warts? me

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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