a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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I literally died laughing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Women's rights

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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