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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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