You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Anthony sucks

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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