Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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