- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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