The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Do you play piano? No

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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