What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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punchline below punchline above

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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