What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

You have friends

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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