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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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