A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Women's Rights.

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kathryn atkins

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Rebecca Black.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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