- Anti Joke

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Knock knock, COME IN!

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.