- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Connor is homosexuaI

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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