Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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PIED NINNY!

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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