- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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