- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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