96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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